This 3" × 3" Veto TexasLand sticker puts a sarcastic Texas spin on the fight to protect Waller County’s rural character. Featuring our Western-inspired VETO TEXASLAND design, it’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, coolers, car windows, or anywhere else that could use a little Texas-sized opposition.
Size: 3" × 3" square
Message: Texas-sized. Subtlety-sized? Not so much.
Because loving Texas doesn’t mean paving it.
This 3" × 3" Veto TexasLand sticker puts a sarcastic Texas spin on the fight to protect Waller County’s rural character. Featuring our Western-inspired VETO TEXASLAND design, it’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, coolers, car windows, or anywhere else that could use a little Texas-sized opposition.
Size: 3" × 3" square
Message: Texas-sized. Subtlety-sized? Not so much.
Because loving Texas doesn’t mean paving it.
Make your opposition impossible to miss—and even easier to scan.
This Veto TexasLand T-shirt features the Western-inspired Veto TexasLand design on the front and a bold QR code on the back that sends curious onlookers straight to the campaign website. It’s part protest shirt, part conversation starter, and part mobile billboard for keeping Waller County rural.
Wear it to meetings, community events, around town, or anywhere someone might ask, “What’s Veto TexasLand?” Then just turn around.
Front: Veto TexasLand graphic
Back: Oversized scannable QR code
Purpose: Maximum visibility with minimal explaining
Wear the message. Share the facts. Veto TexasLand.
Make your opposition impossible to miss—and even easier to scan.
This Veto TexasLand T-shirt features the Western-inspired Veto TexasLand design on the front and a bold QR code on the back that sends curious onlookers straight to the campaign website. It’s part protest shirt, part conversation starter, and part mobile billboard for keeping Waller County rural.
Wear it to meetings, community events, around town, or anywhere someone might ask, “What’s Veto TexasLand?” Then just turn around.
Front: Veto TexasLand graphic
Back: Oversized scannable QR code
Purpose: Maximum visibility with minimal explaining
Wear the message. Share the facts. Veto TexasLand.
Coming Soon!
Because apparently everything in Texas has a price. We disagree.
Make a statement this Christmas with the VETO TEXASLAND Wooden Dollar Ornament. Designed to resemble an old-fashioned dollar bill, this laser-engraved wooden ornament replaces the usual currency imagery with a message that matters: VETO TEXASLAND.
At the center, Texas stands behind the universal “NO” symbol—a reminder that our land, our community, and our rural way of life aren't commodities waiting to be packaged, paved, branded, and sold back to us as an “authentic Texas experience.”
Rustic, lightweight, and perfectly sarcastic, it's equally at home on the Christmas tree, hanging in the office, or tucked into the stocking of your favorite TexasLand skeptic.
Because the best things about Texas were never for sale in the first place.
Details: Laser-engraved natural wood, dollar-bill-inspired design, rustic twine hanger, lightweight construction, and VETO TEXASLAND prominently engraved across the front.
Perfect for: Christmas trees, stocking stuffers, protest memorabilia, gifts for neighbors, and anyone who prefers their Texas unpaved and authentic.
Because apparently everything in Texas has a price. We disagree.
Make a statement this Christmas with the VETO TEXASLAND Wooden Dollar Ornament. Designed to resemble an old-fashioned dollar bill, this laser-engraved wooden ornament replaces the usual currency imagery with a message that matters: VETO TEXASLAND.
At the center, Texas stands behind the universal “NO” symbol—a reminder that our land, our community, and our rural way of life aren't commodities waiting to be packaged, paved, branded, and sold back to us as an “authentic Texas experience.”
Rustic, lightweight, and perfectly sarcastic, it's equally at home on the Christmas tree, hanging in the office, or tucked into the stocking of your favorite TexasLand skeptic.
Because the best things about Texas were never for sale in the first place.
Details: Laser-engraved natural wood, dollar-bill-inspired design, rustic twine hanger, lightweight construction, and VETO TEXASLAND prominently engraved across the front.
Perfect for: Christmas trees, stocking stuffers, protest memorabilia, gifts for neighbors, and anyone who prefers their Texas unpaved and authentic.
Nothing says “Texas-sized family entertainment” quite like dinner with an unexpected guest. 🐀🍕
The Dead Rat Pizza Mouse Pad brings a little reality-check humor to your desk, featuring one very unfortunate pizza delivery and the kind of “attraction” nobody is standing in line to experience.
Perfect for the office, home computer, or the desk where you spend entirely too much time reading development plans and TCEQ filings. It's functional, ridiculous, slightly revolting, and guaranteed to make someone ask, “Why is there a dead rat on your mouse pad?”
And that's your opening.
Perfect for: TexasLand skeptics, concerned neighbors, sarcastic coworkers, protest merch collectors, and people with a deeply questionable sense of humor.
VETO TEXASLAND — because some things are better left off the menu.
Nothing says “Texas-sized family entertainment” quite like dinner with an unexpected guest. 🐀🍕
The Dead Rat Pizza Mouse Pad brings a little reality-check humor to your desk, featuring one very unfortunate pizza delivery and the kind of “attraction” nobody is standing in line to experience.
Perfect for the office, home computer, or the desk where you spend entirely too much time reading development plans and TCEQ filings. It's functional, ridiculous, slightly revolting, and guaranteed to make someone ask, “Why is there a dead rat on your mouse pad?”
And that's your opening.
Perfect for: TexasLand skeptics, concerned neighbors, sarcastic coworkers, protest merch collectors, and people with a deeply questionable sense of humor.
VETO TEXASLAND — because some things are better left off the menu.
Look like an asshole with this stylish cowboy hat. Nothing says “authentic Texas” quite like a cowboy hat so aggressively orange that actual cowboys may ask you to leave.
Introducing the Yee-Haw of Regret Cowboy Hat—for anyone who has ever watched someone put on a cowboy hat and immediately become an expert on ranching, rodeo, Texas history, livestock, land management, and apparently everything else.
Featuring a spectacularly ridiculous bright-orange finish, unnecessarily dramatic brim, silver stars, and the immortal words “YEE-HAW OF REGRET,” this hat isn't subtle. Neither is the joke.
Perfect for costume cowboys, pretend ranch managers, professional yee-haw enthusiasts, or anyone whose cowboy credentials begin and end somewhere around the hat department.
Warning: Wearing this product does not automatically qualify you to manage a ranch.
Additional warning: Neither do the boots.
VETO TEXASLAND — keeping Texas authentic, one ridiculous hat at a time.
Look like an asshole with this stylish cowboy hat. Nothing says “authentic Texas” quite like a cowboy hat so aggressively orange that actual cowboys may ask you to leave.
Introducing the Yee-Haw of Regret Cowboy Hat—for anyone who has ever watched someone put on a cowboy hat and immediately become an expert on ranching, rodeo, Texas history, livestock, land management, and apparently everything else.
Featuring a spectacularly ridiculous bright-orange finish, unnecessarily dramatic brim, silver stars, and the immortal words “YEE-HAW OF REGRET,” this hat isn't subtle. Neither is the joke.
Perfect for costume cowboys, pretend ranch managers, professional yee-haw enthusiasts, or anyone whose cowboy credentials begin and end somewhere around the hat department.
Warning: Wearing this product does not automatically qualify you to manage a ranch.
Additional warning: Neither do the boots.
VETO TEXASLAND — keeping Texas authentic, one ridiculous hat at a time.
Start them young. 😂
The “My Diaper Costs Less Than TexasLand” Baby Onesie is for the littlest members of the opposition—because apparently even a baby can recognize when something is full of crap.
Featuring the message “My Diaper Costs Less Than TexasLand — And Causes Way Less Crap!”, this bright orange onesie combines Texas-sized sarcasm with an appropriately infant-sized assessment of the theme-park dream.
Perfect for community meetings, family gatherings, protest events, or simply ensuring baby's first political statement is delivered before baby's first sentence.
Warning: Contents of diaper may be messy. Still requires less infrastructure.
VETO TEXASLAND — protecting their Texas before they're old enough to say it.
Start them young. 😂
The “My Diaper Costs Less Than TexasLand” Baby Onesie is for the littlest members of the opposition—because apparently even a baby can recognize when something is full of crap.
Featuring the message “My Diaper Costs Less Than TexasLand — And Causes Way Less Crap!”, this bright orange onesie combines Texas-sized sarcasm with an appropriately infant-sized assessment of the theme-park dream.
Perfect for community meetings, family gatherings, protest events, or simply ensuring baby's first political statement is delivered before baby's first sentence.
Warning: Contents of diaper may be messy. Still requires less infrastructure.
VETO TEXASLAND — protecting their Texas before they're old enough to say it.
Because apparently our ditches weren’t full enough already.
Introducing TexasLand Roadside Trash Bags, specially designed for the exciting assortment of crap that comes with turning quiet country roads into tourist thoroughfares.
Extra roomy for fast-food wrappers, drink cups, beer cans, souvenir packaging, mystery liquids, abandoned flip-flops, shredded tire pieces, and whatever unidentifiable chunk of roadkill you really wish you'd driven past instead of stopping to investigate. Whether it's a flattened armadillo, a questionable tuft of fur, or something that was definitely attached to a possum yesterday, we've got the bag for you.
With more traffic comes more opportunity—for litter, roadside debris, overflowing ditches, and the occasional “Is that a Whataburger bag or part of a raccoon?” guessing game.
33-Gallon Texas-Sized Capacity: big enough for roadside garbage and several regrettable wildlife discoveries.
Perfect for collecting: tourist trash, mystery debris, cups, cans, wrappers, hubcaps, roadkill parts, and the last remaining evidence that this used to be a quiet country road.
MORE TRAFFIC. MORE TOURISTS. MORE TRASH.
VETO TEXASLAND — our roadsides aren't your amusement park dumpster.
Because apparently our ditches weren’t full enough already.
Introducing TexasLand Roadside Trash Bags, specially designed for the exciting assortment of crap that comes with turning quiet country roads into tourist thoroughfares.
Extra roomy for fast-food wrappers, drink cups, beer cans, souvenir packaging, mystery liquids, abandoned flip-flops, shredded tire pieces, and whatever unidentifiable chunk of roadkill you really wish you'd driven past instead of stopping to investigate. Whether it's a flattened armadillo, a questionable tuft of fur, or something that was definitely attached to a possum yesterday, we've got the bag for you.
With more traffic comes more opportunity—for litter, roadside debris, overflowing ditches, and the occasional “Is that a Whataburger bag or part of a raccoon?” guessing game.
33-Gallon Texas-Sized Capacity: big enough for roadside garbage and several regrettable wildlife discoveries.
Perfect for collecting: tourist trash, mystery debris, cups, cans, wrappers, hubcaps, roadkill parts, and the last remaining evidence that this used to be a quiet country road.
MORE TRAFFIC. MORE TOURISTS. MORE TRASH.
VETO TEXASLAND — our roadsides aren't your amusement park dumpster.