My Diaper Costs Less Than TexasLand Baby Onesie

Start them young. 😂

The “My Diaper Costs Less Than TexasLand” Baby Onesie is for the littlest members of the opposition—because apparently even a baby can recognize when something is full of crap.

Featuring the message “My Diaper Costs Less Than TexasLand — And Causes Way Less Crap!”, this bright orange onesie combines Texas-sized sarcasm with an appropriately infant-sized assessment of the theme-park dream.

Perfect for community meetings, family gatherings, protest events, or simply ensuring baby's first political statement is delivered before baby's first sentence.

Warning: Contents of diaper may be messy. Still requires less infrastructure.

VETO TEXASLAND — protecting their Texas before they're old enough to say it.