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Nothing says “Texas-sized family entertainment” quite like dinner with an unexpected guest. 🐀🍕
The Dead Rat Pizza Mouse Pad brings a little reality-check humor to your desk, featuring one very unfortunate pizza delivery and the kind of “attraction” nobody is standing in line to experience.
Perfect for the office, home computer, or the desk where you spend entirely too much time reading development plans and TCEQ filings. It's functional, ridiculous, slightly revolting, and guaranteed to make someone ask, “Why is there a dead rat on your mouse pad?”
And that's your opening.
Perfect for: TexasLand skeptics, concerned neighbors, sarcastic coworkers, protest merch collectors, and people with a deeply questionable sense of humor.
VETO TEXASLAND — because some things are better left off the menu.
Nothing says “Texas-sized family entertainment” quite like dinner with an unexpected guest. 🐀🍕
The Dead Rat Pizza Mouse Pad brings a little reality-check humor to your desk, featuring one very unfortunate pizza delivery and the kind of “attraction” nobody is standing in line to experience.
Perfect for the office, home computer, or the desk where you spend entirely too much time reading development plans and TCEQ filings. It's functional, ridiculous, slightly revolting, and guaranteed to make someone ask, “Why is there a dead rat on your mouse pad?”
And that's your opening.
Perfect for: TexasLand skeptics, concerned neighbors, sarcastic coworkers, protest merch collectors, and people with a deeply questionable sense of humor.
VETO TEXASLAND — because some things are better left off the menu.