Yee-Haw of Regret Orange Cowboy Hat

$1,200.00

Look like an asshole with this stylish cowboy hat. Nothing says “authentic Texas” quite like a cowboy hat so aggressively orange that actual cowboys may ask you to leave.

Introducing the Yee-Haw of Regret Cowboy Hat—for anyone who has ever watched someone put on a cowboy hat and immediately become an expert on ranching, rodeo, Texas history, livestock, land management, and apparently everything else.

Featuring a spectacularly ridiculous bright-orange finish, unnecessarily dramatic brim, silver stars, and the immortal words “YEE-HAW OF REGRET,” this hat isn't subtle. Neither is the joke.

Perfect for costume cowboys, pretend ranch managers, professional yee-haw enthusiasts, or anyone whose cowboy credentials begin and end somewhere around the hat department.

Warning: Wearing this product does not automatically qualify you to manage a ranch.

Additional warning: Neither do the boots.

VETO TEXASLAND — keeping Texas authentic, one ridiculous hat at a time.

Look like an asshole with this stylish cowboy hat. Nothing says “authentic Texas” quite like a cowboy hat so aggressively orange that actual cowboys may ask you to leave.

Introducing the Yee-Haw of Regret Cowboy Hat—for anyone who has ever watched someone put on a cowboy hat and immediately become an expert on ranching, rodeo, Texas history, livestock, land management, and apparently everything else.

Featuring a spectacularly ridiculous bright-orange finish, unnecessarily dramatic brim, silver stars, and the immortal words “YEE-HAW OF REGRET,” this hat isn't subtle. Neither is the joke.

Perfect for costume cowboys, pretend ranch managers, professional yee-haw enthusiasts, or anyone whose cowboy credentials begin and end somewhere around the hat department.

Warning: Wearing this product does not automatically qualify you to manage a ranch.

Additional warning: Neither do the boots.

VETO TEXASLAND — keeping Texas authentic, one ridiculous hat at a time.